George Costanza

''"I have seen teenagers going to class blatantly high as hell, and the teachers would do nothing." - George Costanza''

George Costanza is the God of the George Costanza Cinematic Universe. He exists outside of time, therefore he was never born as he was never not. Over the years George has led many military interventions in Jerry's Apartment and the Southern Region of the United States. He is responsible for the assassinations of several presidents. He often bouts with the comedy troupe known as The Impractical Jokers, whom posses comparable powers. His best friend is Jerry Seinfeld.