Chris Hansen

''"In my 24 years of television, I was very seldom at a loss for words, but I don't even know what to ask you first!" - Chris Hansen''

Chris Hansen is a journalist at NBC and hosts the show To Catch A Predator on Dateline NBC. He would pretend to be a 13 year old girl online to lure creeps to a house in New Jersey, where he would catch them on camera and savagely roast them on national television. The he would arrest them and sentence them to jail. His 3 most hilarious endeavors are the captures of Lorne Armstrong, John Kelleny and Michael Scott. Lorne was a 30 year old construction manager in Oregon who traveled to meet an underage girl whom he had been talking to for years. His chat log is over 300 pages long. He has a catchphrase "Oh Cawd" which he repeats at moments of great happiness and great despair. After serving 5 years in prison, he started a Youtube Channel on which he posted original poems and song covers and communicated with his cult following "The Church Of Cawd". John Kelleny was busted showing up to a house not wearing any clothes. After enduring Chris's brutal cross-x, he scurried out, likely to be forgotten. But he showed up the NEXT DAY and was swiftly destroyed again. The Michael Scott case was a landmark case. Scott was a prominent member of society, managing a branch of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. After his arrest, Hansen and true neutral Robert Mueller fought hard in court in the trial ''To Catch A Predator V. Michael Scott. ''They won their case, and Scott was sentenced to 100 years in prison. On the 1 year anniversary of the trial. Hansen visited Scott in prison and sang a song with him detailing Scott's despair and his willingness to spend the rest of his life in prison. This arc is shown in Michael Scott is caught by To Catch A Predator (GONE WRONG) (2018).